Snoozing and Snoring

I once had this great lap to snooze on...yeah...Dave's. Now I have lost that privilege too. This baby is really getting on my nerves.

Off to the Beach...Sans Daschund

So the lack of attention has gotten worse. My owners used to pack me up in the car and take me down to Redondo Beach for a nice walk....ocean breeze blowing past my ears. BUT... I have been replaced. Cambria now gets to go to see the great Pacific while I hang out at home in the backyard.

The Object of My Desire

I have been tormented by the allure of this sheep. I want to take it, splay it open, and disembowel it. That's what Dachshund's love to do. But...noooooo...Cambria-baby-thing gets to listen to it through the night (it make swishy sounds). The horror....

Tipping the Scales

You know how I mentioned earlier that I really like to eat...well...so does Cambria. She went to the doctor today and weighed in at 7lbs, 12oz. Anyway, that means she gained 10 whole ounces from her last doctor's appointment (I hear she lost 4 oz after she was born).

I Think She Did Something

So, I am the poop detector..yeap...Frank the Poop Detector Fish. So, I noticed a smell and let my Mom and Dad know...because you are not allowed to poop in the house. However, it seems this new little arrival is allowed to do whatever she wants. How fair is that?

Check-Out the Fishee Jammies

Cambria has these very tasty looking fishie jammies...I wish I could get some fish.

More People Come to Visit...but not to see ME

Crazy Uncle Rich and Aunt Jen came over to see...the baby...can someone at least get me a cookie, a pet on the head, a hello....

Meeting the Family

While this little one gets all the attention from Grandma Barbara and Grandpa Pat, I am sitting at home pouting.

Peace and Quiet....Finally

I hate to admit it but I think I am starting to like her...especially when she sleeps!

The Other One Goes Down...

Yea, Dave you used to like me too...not as much as Erin, but he did feed me. Well now...it's all Cambria this and Cambria that. Jeez.

The women who onced loved me...

So here's Erin, she's the love of my life. She used to dout on me and pay lots of attention. No more....she is all preoccupied by "Cambria"...whatever!

Documenting the craziness

So...I managed to snap a shot of this efficient little food disposer earlier today. If anyone can help me figure out what the hell is going on around here I would really appreciate it.

Howdy, I'm Frank

Recently, a new and annoying being has appeared at my house. She appears to be human and really loud. From what I can tell her name is Cambria....but I am getting ahead of myself. My name is Frank. I will be giving you regular updates on what's goin on in my house. Also, I like food...a lot...so if you have any please forward to my attention